"Detective! Night Scoop" (ABC TV, Fridays at 11:17 PM) is a popular variety show where "detectives" tackle bizarre requests and worries submitted by viewers. On March 27th, Detective Ken Maeda investigated the "Instant Poop Method" that was invented! Shingo Murakami reappeared as the special director, with Takanori Takeyama as assistant director and Saori Masuda as secretary.
The request came from a 22-year-old female university student in Kanagawa Prefecture. She said she had suffered from severe constipation since she was a child. No matter how hard she strained for a long time, all she could produce was small, rabbit-like pellets. She spent hours and hours in the bathroom every day.
One day, in my first year of high school, I suddenly noticed a certain sensation. I could feel my intestines, my poop, and my anus. And what do you know! Before, I had been straining endlessly in the toilet, but now it all came out in an instant. You don't need to prepare anything. Just "feel your intestines, your poop, and your anus."
Skeptical, I had a friend try it, and she screamed, "It came out right away!" I think this method puts less strain on the anus and could be a groundbreaking "instant poop method" that could save the many women suffering from constipation. The most important point is to know where your poop is and focus your attention on it. I'd like you to verify whether the "instant poop method" I discovered is real or just a figment of my imagination.
When asked, 24 out of 33 women who had appeared on the show in the past suffered from constipation. This time, five of them participated. After a lively discussion about common constipation experiences, the guest taught the "instant poop method." First, you feel the location of the stool on the left side of your body, slightly above the pelvis, and then you tighten your anal muscles to help it come down. Finally, you twist your body while looking diagonally upwards to the left... Will the shocking results bring good news to those suffering from constipation?
